On the member's forum over at Endurance Nation, we've been hootin' it up about being geezer athletes--all stemming from the New York Times article I posted about last week. A small group of us have decided that we will compete in the Ironman World Championships in Kona when we're 100. We're gonna win our age groups too, against what we are sure will be stiff competition. (No age-discrimination pun intended with the "stiff" reference!) Resident funny guy Mike, aka Assman, summed up our training plans in this "press release." (They call the guy Assman, you're wondering? Let's just say it has to do with bike seats, and chafing, and emollients....'nuff said!)
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
[Monrovia, CA]--(PRNewsWire)--Endurance Nation, Inc. announces formation of ENGroup Kona 100. This 600+ week program is specially designed for propelling older triathletes to achieve their maximum potential in not just earning a Kona slot on their hundredth birthday, but also winning their age group! Said Endurance Nation co-founder Rich Strauss: "It's not just about showing up. I'll pit our geezers against ANY other coaching plan - we'll make those other old farts look stooopid."
"Our plan," commented co-founder Patrick McCrann, "takes the average MOP middle aged athlete and walks them through six hundred weeks of training. Our training schedule PDFs are published in a special 56pt font that has been specially designed with older athletes in mind."
Interested athletes can register by uploading a scanned image of their AARP card to:
endurancenation.us/OneFootInTheGrave